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So welcome to my lil page on all things relating to the magical world of murder drones!
now this trio, ohhohohoohohohohohoh my favorite ever! My favorite ship/even just general dynamic indeed, no matter the name you end up using for it, though personally up and enjoying #violentbiscuitbites as the name because its cute and describes the combo of all three so gosh darn awesome! also the all cover each others weak points in emotional and phyiscal needs even after the series is done (though I do respect all the other potential ships, this is just my favorite). The reason I like this one so much is cus of the love triangle and ensuring self care triangle it create between the group, sometimes N needs to be told softly, sometimes he needs to be told sternly about something, but both can guide him about. Uzi is in need of the reassurance, the comfort, the playful teasing she has been missing in life. V needs that grounding in some sort of normal, needing something to give her a sense of calming and assurance that this isn't gonna blow up in her face. they also have all been through the horrors. also no matter what you ship, N is not letting either of them out of his sight from them boht playing the self sacrifice card for him so willingly.
Look at'em! my anxiety driven dream team!
and here is my dearest oc, Serial Designation R, my only oc as of this moment! but I am sure that will change, she can be quite the interesting character, lets just say she's very bitey. Which can lead to some issues when it comes to handling other worker drones, she's a solo act until she meets my boyfriends oc and as such, the post-episode 8 bunker in her world ain't safe juuuust yet.
the paper ones are drawn by me here, the others are drawn by my boyfriend hehehe
Now, reminder headcanon means someone’s personal interpretation of or belief about the details of a fictional story that aren’t part of the “official” account. headcanon is simply what a fan believes (or wants) to be true about a story. It can involve backstory, what happens after the story ends, or any other aspect. Headcanon often involves shipping, which is the practice of romantically linking two characters who don’t have any romantic interactions in the actual story.
Now onto the fun stuff
First on the list of all these headcanons, is my personal little headcanon that she is transfem! Why? well firstly because I really relate to the gal and I wanted to put it on her like a badge of how much she and her show has burrowed itself into my own mind. But also because of the way that she presents herself, and the way she kinda gets bullied....and also the way thad kinda interacts with her, seemingly the opposite of "chad" which lol. it also could explain her reasoning of being so short, she wanted to be short, though she notices the downsides in the series at most lol.
Second, we already know she pirates old human anime and such, and seemingly by the end of episode 8 has gotten N into drawing in the anime style, so this little headcanon is based on that stuff. she often pirates alot of old games, potentially ones that we play! My guess is her favorite is ultrakill :3
Third little headcanon, she gets a BIG interest on human history after everything that happens, she dives into old records as best she can, wikipedia being her friend, and as she learns, she just can't believe some of the stuff that happened before worker drones were even considered in existence. laughing at the technical missteps and marvelling at the stuff that led to the engineering and tech that led to all of their definition of modern tech and stuff. Which also means that she eventually learns coding languages and the how the one she runs on came to be the choice of her creators program! also means she may be able to bypass her filter earlier then intended for her program if she figures out admin access lol
First up, based on what we see from the end of episode 8, dude becomes a full on artist creating lovely work and he does manage to develop a cute style, I like to think his style would be a mix of studio ghibli and chibi style for a reference point, mainly just based on how his personality is and such, it just feels right to my brain.
Second up for a lil headcanon for the golden retriever....im going in the opposite direction of the usual, I really don't think he's like how some of the fanbase portrays him, yes he is a good boy, but he is not damn wholesome good boy 24/7, that would be mentally taxing even for him. he has moments where he picks up from uzi and closes himself off when he needs it, stays serious when needed but sometimes, after episode 8, it takes alot for him to come out of a serious state sometimes when he gets worked up enough.
Third headcanon time,He does geuninely emote with his tail, alot more then other disassembly drones, and its due to how he is as a personality. he's happy, it wags, he's sad, it droops, and so on and so forth, and I like to think it's that he doesn't want to not show his emotions, in fear he bottles them up too much, which he is also scared of doing.
Alrighty first one up, right after episode 8 she...kinda just...hangs around? like sure she might eat an assholish drone or 2 but...other then that she's lazing around, because for the first time in her life she doesn't have to worry as much anymore about a stupid deal made to a creature that barely honors the deals it makes or made them in such a way that it legit is more traumatizing when they do sucessfully go through. she can enjoy time with uzi, N, and even lizzy. vibe and chill out for a bit now that she doesn't have that weight on her shoulders as much as she may have once had at some point. leading her to be a lil lazy with it, mainly goofing off in class, she is still paying attention but she's mostly chilling.
now to the 2nd headcanon, which simply put, she slowly lowers her walls again, and ironically, she does regain some of her personality from her manor days, more wholesome in some aspects, it does surprise uzi and n when she lets these walls down but both often smile and just let her do that, catching up on media of both humans made in their final moments or new drone stuff. enjoying cutesy stuff again and allowing herself to get even a small part of the girl she once was back into her own hands.
And now the third. she picks up a hobby of making lil plushies, sitiching them together and making them for friends or for others as a trade of art or something
A fourth addition to the headcanons, she gets herself some new glasses made for the purpose to show her new self is fully authentic, embracing her current self and past self in one full embrace.
okay first, Post episode 8 when she regenerates, while she tries to get off copper-9, she discovers that her and uzi's original idea, would have failed, solver intentionally made pieces from other ships, uncompatible with others, meaning that you would have to reduce them all to scrap to make something that works, which would take so much more time then a simple repair would have, and upon j realizing this, she kinda just sits there, her wings sadly drooping downward as she tries and tries to slap things together to make them work, to go back to earth, to think about tessa and maybe just....go away, be unretrievable...until she remebers the pods that would keep bringing them back.
off to the second one, she often makes it a point to stay away from the trio until ready or they come looking for her, mainly out of guilt due to everything that had happened in the series in that point being able to be put onto her since she knew they were being led astray, and judging by how much her buisness speak has stayed intact into modern day, it could potentially be ALOT she knows. which is why she chooses to isolate until that special point in a story.
And of course third, the third headcanon for the buisness gal of the dd group we see during the events of copper-9's crazy ride of life with uzi, is that. she learns to move along, she finds a place of buisness, she finds herself a place of work, and when the time comes...the gang finds her, and are happy to see her doing healing her own way.
Let's start with some science and sci-fi based shit! After the events of the episode 8 (I'd say about...8-10 months) they figure out a new food for all drones to act as fuel and stuff! it is grown on a farm and well, take a wild guess what certain disassembly drone gets the job as one of the best workers on the field to turn their buisness life into a calm one over time and stuff.
Now next is a more general body type of headcanon, I posted it on bluesky originally buuut Headcanon for chubby drones, you can become a chubby drone via periods of extended constant calming environment and food/resource abundance(oil for disassembly drones, batteries and such for workers, etc), allowing ones systems to relax is a sign of trust for all drones. and also the main company, All of them are differing looks of chubby but all them. We’ve already discussed that j is at the source of the new food, but due to her work life balance, shes round yet A UNIT. V makes big meals and lizzy and uzi encourages her, she still can move surprisingly fast despite the comfort of food, she is also very much a powerlifting body.
N is a full-on snacking machine, and also always carrying snacks on hand, homemade and just general stuff to ensure any new friends of either make of drone will be satiated until they get to v, he has a very soft boi build. Uzi somehow keeps reinventing old human fast foods with her own unique twist to it (“her bite me burger” Is very well known) and keeps it up, but she tends to also being the one tinkering and learning old knowledge from her mom, she develops a more mechanic build over time.
ah and thus we come to my last major headcanon for the planet, which is to deal with the solver symbol crater in the planet itself. that place is a HOTBED of energy left over from the fight between cyntessa(absolute solver) and Uzi. could be tapped into for the bunker, but for the moment, they just analyze it, they will follow uzi's request of "being smarter then humans in video games" with it.
golden retriever and a black cat energy? ehhhh more like a golden bear and a fiesty bat, one mosey's along, simply vibing in life, only resorting to violence if it needs to and or is hangry. And well the other is flapping around, flying like a maniac, screeching out into the void, hoping to hear from the bear, meanwhile also constantly on guard.
they are very lovey dubby, despite uzi's (fake) protests
both have a good head on them after ep 8,and help each other deal with the nightmares they get
When it comes to oil eating from uzi, N can get a lil protective of her, she's injured, and if anyone tries to touch her, careful, your golden retriever boy you all talk about may decide to kill you for that
this is a wild ship but if you look at j's type....yeah, this gal could potentially end up with uzi, with PROPER TIME. key point there, they would not click instantly like n or v after a short bit, this one would take a longer time then the other two, but ouuuggghhhhh it would make so much sense.
J, if given proper time, would eventually start to see the similarities to a certain human of course, but this time, the person who she saw face it all, against all odds, being the outcast of her place of home, even to her parental(s) figure(s), despite the high potential of losing, she did not falter, she did not give up, and she did it all with a weapon she tinkered to solve something yes but also because she had an innate interest in tech.
But she would also see the differences, the biggest one of course, she's already a drone, she is able to probably live forever as long as things go well, no chance of losing her to time as easily, even with solver being apart of that inclusion, it may be easier to course correct
another is how she has the polar opposite status, she is a nobody despite being connected to her father, the name uzi doorman is barely known while elliott's would have made rounds for millenia after them. J despite being a corporate obsessed drone, would not want that, judging by when actually confronted with doing important things, she goes pretty quiet
these two being together alone at first would be very very funky, very much....disasters about it, like it would work? but during the first few months, you may wanna give the two some space after saving the world with one another. Give them healthy space and in a few months, you will see cute glasses on V that she explains uzi made while still trying to uphold her badass street cred, despite her mask finally falling away, though she also has turned some of the false confidence into real confidence, mainly because she is infact dating the new solver god now.
I do imagine many cute moments, where V would learn about the wonderful world of the md world's version of ao3 thanks to Uzi, so many unfinished human tales, lots of fully fledged works of fans towards stuff she enjoyed at the manor and exploring that, maybe picking up a hobby of not only reading stuff but also looking into it's fan creations to keep the stuff going, maybe even creating works herself!
Ah the triple threat polycule, this begins covering all the bases of prior potential weaknesses of the others
honestly I like to imagine that there is a lot of movie dates with the trio and despite how it may seem, loads of cuddles
Oh this ship polycule has a LOT to work with
Despite how it may seem for those that only view the top layer, it just looks like Uzi gained a new posse of weirdo's to go along with herself, but people who are smarter then that and know how to look into things like a relationship blossoming before everyone's eyes (ehem, lizzy) they are just Tied to uzi's hip because they all already lost tessa, and they are not about to lose the hope they just gained in their new fresh start at life after so long in living in the cold, after so long of being in the dark about their own memories, about their own previous lives, about so so so many things, and they are very protective of her, they will not allow anyone to hurt her.
If you were and are a continued bully of uzi beyond this point, there is no hope for your ass, I am not sorry to say it. The first level of course is N, he may be kind, but remember his personality in the manor, he will damn protect if need be, he is the warning level that you are starting to make uzi feel too hurt in their eyes. Next level is V, and with her connections with lizzy, shit will get out and it will be very very messy, secrets you thought were safe cuz no one would hear that? oh you are so so dead wrong. Then there is Jaybird herself, she is the final and last stage, she will revert to her corporate state during this, cold, calculating, efficient, worst part is that it is being used with cold hard facts, how much you do for the bunker, she will be the one to potentially figure out how to get you out of sight and out of mind if possible, sending you to a dead end job of sorts or whatever qualifies closest to that in the bunker, just so your distance to uzi is frightenly kept long. you push any further? don't be surprised by the tic-tac-toe of death looming over you one night.
Then there is the de-rebelling of uzi doorman
each one of them unrebellious's her slightly after episode 8. trying to rebel through not eating? V will drag you to the food, N will use puppy eyes, J will grab you to her office she made suddenly and you will be forced onto a mandatory break trying to not appear soft? good luck. V likes cracking through people's masks as much as cracking her own, N will cuddle you into goodness, J will keep tabs on each moment you were soft, alphabetized and all. trying to go off on your lonesome after ingesting the solver like cat a who knows what's coming? not. a. chance. honestly would probably be funny to watch, especially to nori, these things that once killed you and your could have done the same to your daughter who got your edge? getting to watch the same creatures that once stabbed without mercy, now softening your daughters edges? she'd never admit it out loud but it would be very fanficy and funny to her
This would also be good for when n, v, j all open up to each other about the past as they remember, as they go through it thanks to uzi's help in the first place, sure the memories are bad, but they are now allowed to remember, to feel, to understand why they are the way they were when they first arrived upon this weird like that held the missing piece to their love puzzle.
Not much to add here, just that alot of books she read was thanks to N managing to smuggle them under the elliott's nose
N is the one in this incarnation of the relationship to slowly get V to accept both her old self and what she has added on in the mean time, which means there is a lot of baggage for both of them to uncover
N asks Uzi to help with a gift for V, a pair of glasses that more accurately able to fit on a head of her model comfortably, it's very much shown in the design look itself it was inspired by the mirror
This little missy is tessie! she is the weapons dealer oc for all of the disassembly drones across the system that once existed, but be aware, her backstory and how she was created it a wild ride of twists and turns in some sort of way!
here is the art of'em
aren't they something uwu
also, they are very much a lover of j for similar backstory reasons
This oc gal would Oleumia Agricola, she would be incharge of the new farms and such that would come to copper-9, and would have her own little scythe for harvesting said land
here is an example by @tofudb.bsky.social!
another j lover, a universe truly and fully devoid of tessa in comparison to tessie's world due to her existing, Oleumia is a neat gal who will feed you well. also you cannot lie to her, she will scan you and be able to tell, expect meals.
Now of course while the gal of serial designation R is what represents the feral and more unhinged side of me I do have another oc/dronesona that I shall now call upon in this time, I shall present them to you here in just a moment.
Now I did already write alt text's elsewhere on social media, as such I will copy and paste them here. the first image:"A piece of paper with my murder drones sona on it, showing her in her typical full outfit, a long with a closer look at her purple hair, a lighter shade of purple then uzi and longer and some expressions. also showing across from the full outfit, is showing under the hoodie and skirt, showing off her breast and her ass assets in detail, showing her underwear that reads “bite me”. Her name is Fulguria Pulv."
The second image: "A paper that reads as follows: “Fulguria Pulv lore: A fellow worker drone within the bunker of outpost three, mostly her job was to watch the camera’s of both the bunker and thanks to kahn, the labs as well as a “just in case” sort of thing. She watched everything happen, even hidden camera caught what doll did, the events of multiple episodes. (Uzi would eventually use the footage in her next project). She isn’t much older then uzi, the reason she has the job is that her parents died, not from a disassembly drone, but one of their drop pods. She doesn’t harbor any ill will to the dd’s.”"
And lastly the final image: "A paper the continues the lore of Fulguria Pulv, and it reads as follows: “Her body was made of parts that other wd’s(worker drones) considered “excessive”,”odd”, or “unnecessary”. It is why she has her thiccness and has the body type she does. Her breasts act as a bit of her most unique asser, as the extra nutrients she gets and has due to mostly watching cams, turns the nutrients into effectively dubbed “neo-oil”. The scent and the supposed taste is strawberry like to disassembly and solver drones, which can be soothing to both types of drone. She is now the supplier of oil to both, she takes said job very seriously.”"
And there it is :3
Yep! this wonderous mind made me think up more drones to do stuff with or talk about, if anyone wants to talk about them that is
ah yes, more things to talk about! meet kinito, Exellia, and of course herbrine, aswell as showing features I didn't draw at first. Below this will be the alt-text for each image from social media posts to explain them in detail.
"A paper shows a murder drone webseries worker drone take on Kinito from kinitopet, the paper shows off his scary face, what his screen looks like when sleeping, and even his first initial boot up. His outfit is a pink hoodie with black pants and boots, his pink hair sort of mimicking the axolotol’s frills that he is the namesake of! He also has pink eyes on his screen."
"A paper showing the drawing of Exellia, a disassembly drone with sonic.exe having been the basis of its reference, as such, the scoped eye looks different looking slightly akin to the start screen but with no sonic or eyes in sight, and the X of a disassembly replaced with a infamous red ring, also showing their regular red eye look. The page also shows their main weapon selection, being references to sonic 1 eggman boss fights, a long spike instead of a sword, a fireball launcher, a spike bomb launcher, and a plasma ball blaster. "
"This page shows the drawing of herbrina, the reference for this disassembly drone is of herobrine, as such, her outfit references that in coloration, with a cyan top, with a skirt thats a deep blue. Her white eyes on her screen are more rectangular in comparison to the average drones oval eyes, the side noting that no matter the expression, the eyes stay blocky, showing this applies to the scoped mode, showing a more minecraft cursor look, while the x looks like it was build in minecraft. The weapons also follow the theming, showing off a mace from minecraft as the melee, a longer melee with the trident, a crossbow, and a wind blaster to reference the wind charge."
"Another page of drawings, showing how the tail of Exellia looks like a knife and herbrina’s tail looks more like a minecraft sword. Showing as well that Exellia has the metal sonic style rocket booster on her back while herbrina has more typical but blocky wigs. And finally a show of kinito’s power, showing that with a visualization of his cursor hands, he can long range access technology, use the cursor hands to block projectiles, create tabs that act as platforms, and can even do a boot freeze, which is a temp version of a boot loop, gotta cover the drones eyes on screen to do it and use both cursor hands."
and those are all the alt texts from elsewhere for the images
now the monitor shown here as the infamous characters inside, as I have been racking my brain for an origin for these three, I finally got it!
So! After the solver has been defeated for a couple months and stuff, it has been very bored and very annoyed that it has not been able to cause any chaos and all that the view has been for the most part has been just watching uzi and N being a cute couple, lizzy and v become a dominating power couple of softness, comfort, yet still sassy wit from them both. It hates this, but one fateful day while uzi was exploring a bit of the planet and just generally enjoying flying, much to solver's annoyance. But something caught both of their eyes a graveyard piles of drones, which is what caught uzi's eye, but what caught the solvers eyes was a monitor and a computer tower, on the barely somehow still powered monitor and tower combo, on the screen seemed to be 3 things, one barely able to be made out, a blocky person in a fog, a weird hedgehog-like creature, with blood red eyes and blood falling from it's eye sockets, solver remarked in it's mind how it looked like something uzi might draw, and finally...a sleepy ai assistant seemingly, with an axolotol look to it, with legs sprouting from it's head...body..thing? though it did also wink at her, glitching the screen a lil more. Solver got into action, hooking up three ports to three old but unused drone bodies that were still intact (and uzi could not argue if it wasn't ethical since these drones we long since unused and untouched. and with the sound of old aol noises distorted to the point it would just barely be recognized to humans that no longer exist. uzi watched in horror and solver watched in glee like an excited creature, and once the downloads were complete, the monitor and computer tower exploding as if finally letting go,covering the area in a temporary snow induced mist, and thus the three drones stood before them, fully formed and the three characters burst onto the world! some more...unhinged then others and all three being slightly interested by their bodies...and voices, except kinito, he still has his two voices, he made sure of that.
well I am back to inform I am once more doing things, oh and I am currently writing stuff on A03, handle is Rainofdauw0
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